LOL!

Okay, so I'm not really a writer, but this meme made me laugh so hard. Magic! NHL! Oh god! Elves on Skates. *smirk*

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 9 and the National Hockey League.
The story should use magic as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

I think it's a given that the velociraptor would win.....

I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

And if you didn't jump or scream like a little girl in the first Jurassic park... right, sure, I believe you. I have this bridge, it's big and red....